By MaleProstateHealth • April 9, 2018 • Comments Off on Stop Thinking About Trump’s Dong, You Maniacs
If you believe the chatter coming from Stormy Daniels’ lawyer — and he provided a picture of a rewriteable CD-ROM, how could you not? — we’re only a short time away from seeing what President Donald Jayden Trump looks like when he’s doin’ the do. This news immediately gave the internet a bad case of […]
By MaleProstateHealth • March 12, 2018 • Comments Off on 4 Hilarious Side Effects Of Living Next To Businesses
Living near industry has its pros and cons. Sure, the nuclear power plant means everybody in town has a steady job, but it’s also why little Suzy is her own nightlight. But even when they’re not poisoning water supplies or causing property values to go down, there are plenty of other, weirder ways businesses can […]
By MaleProstateHealth • November 6, 2017 • Comments Off on 5 BS Products Gwyneth Paltrow And Alex Jones Both Shill
I believe you can tell a lot about a celebrity by the products they shill. Michael Jordan was some sort of sports guy, so he wanted you to buy hyper-expensive Nike shoes. Jamie Lee Curtis assumes you have trouble shitting, so she invented yogurt. And if Larry the Cable Guy doesn’t eat straight Prilosec, he […]
By MaleProstateHealth • October 7, 2017 • Comments Off on I Was a Sex Slave in the Modern U.S.
Slavery is something you’d hope the U.S. had already done a pretty complete job of stomping out. But it turns out there are still tens of thousands of enslaved people in our country right now. And on this episode of Cracked Gets Personal, our hosts Robert Evans and Brandon Johnson talk to two of them. […]
By MaleProstateHealth • October 5, 2017 • Comments Off on 15 Real Science Stories That Would Make Great Sci-Fi Movies
If you’re a movie fan in 2017, you’re hard pressed to find many original sci-fi films. There are a lot more Alien: Covenants and Blade Runner: 2o49s than Ex Machinas. That’s not necessarily a bad thing, it’s just sometimes sci-fi fans want to experience something new, something fresh, something that’s not in the Transformers expanded […]
By MaleProstateHealth • October 4, 2017 • Comments Off on The Astoundingly Complex Logistics Of How Food Gets Made
If car commercials, beer commercials and presidential stump speeches were the only entertainment you consumed, you’d probably be pretty bored. You’d also think that American farmers are the life-blood of the economy and account for roughly 85% of the population. But in fact, less than 2% of Americans work in the business of putting food […]
By MaleProstateHealth • October 1, 2017 • Comments Off on The Terrifying Truth About Why We Love Apocalypse Stories
From Mad Max to The Road to the illustrious career of Roland Emmerich, it’s clear that the modern pop-culture consumer loves apocalypses. Climate change and the threat of nuclear war or worldwide super-virus make imagining an apocalypse easy. And if you look back through history, it’s obvious that as long as there has been civilization, […]
By MaleProstateHealth • September 30, 2017 • Comments Off on Murdered Sex Dolls & Porn Suitcases: What Garbagemen See
No one knows you the way your garbageman knows you. You can lie to your spouse, to your friends and to your neighbors. But your trash always tells the truth. On this week’s episode of Cracked Gets Personal, Robert Evans and Brandon Johnson talk to four garbagemen about the insane things they’ve seen, and the […]
By MaleProstateHealth • September 23, 2017 • Comments Off on The Best Foundations For Acne Prone Skin To Treat & Cover Up Pimples At The Same Time
Covering your face with makeup when you’re dealing with a breakout is bittersweet. Like yes, I want to be healthy and let my skin breathe, but I would also really prefer to not scare everyone with the unicorn horn growing out of my forehead. I want to be au naturale and not give a fuck, […]
By MaleProstateHealth • September 16, 2017 • Comments Off on 11 Graphic Novels That Should Be Turned Into Movies
Another summer in the books, another summer of somewhat pleasing comic book movies. Wonder Woman was good! So was Spiderman! Guardians of the Galaxy was…a movie! What’s next? Oh no. Don’t say it. Justice League. [cue the sound of failure from The Price is Right] All we’re saying is there are tons of great indie […]
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